The pressure is on. This really is the last chance to be good. I am sure Santa could not really be a spanker.

It is time to find your stockings. Everything should be prettily wrapped now.

If I really, really don’t think I can be good for the next four days then can I go shopping and be my own Santa?

I think all this red underwear makes me even naughtier.

This is the only time of year when one can freely talk about balls without fear of chastisement.

This is the only time when a girl can dress up  in bright, bright colours with glitter.

I think if people knew what I had under my skirts at the moment they would be surprised. It is almost worth being spanked for so that I can have my knickers discovered.

OK- here is the plan.

If we girls can visit Santa now and just tell him everything then can we get spanked and still be able to get lots of loot for Christmas?

What about it? How does a girl go about finding Santa?

The girl with red shoes and white stockings needs spanking. She should just stay there and wait because that sort of crime against fashion needs sorting.

Whose bright idea was this?

This is wrong.

It is Christmas, all about goodwill and being happy. NOT about having special “amusing” paddles that look very, very sore making indeed.

This is about as late as you can leave it to be good.

Because if you are not good Santa will know and not only will you get no pressies but you might get spanked.

The choice is yours.

Not fair! Not fair!

I would rather be thinking about pressies.

It is worth pointing out that Christmas knickers are Santa’s knickers and any mean man that whips them down without his permission will not get on Santa’s good list.