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- “A Maid for All Seasons 1″
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- “A Maid for All Seasons 4″
- “A Maid for All Seasons 5″
- “A Maid for All Seasons, Volumes 1 and 2″ Revised Edition
- “A Maid’s Friends and Fantasies”
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- “Uncle Devlin’s Bedtime Stories”
- A Bottom By Any Other Name…
- A Fractured Fairy Tale
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- Beer and Clothing in Las Vegas
- Bottom’s Dream
- Corner Time Views
- Dame Enid Diana Elizabeth Rigg
- Granny Panties Redux – Could Be Worse
- Lynn Paula Russell – Paula Meadows
- Michael’s Labor Day Riff
- NOT Your Granny’s Panties
- Of Uncles and Nieces – The Olden Days
- On Being Mean and Horrid
- On the Obedience of Bottoms
- Perry Squatter and the Pot Full of Royalties
- Poppy’s “Every Good Girl Deserves Scolding”
- Poppy’s Take On Cameron
- Position Ramble
- Public Spanking
- Season and the Seatless Chair
- Sorting A Girl Out By Means Other Than Spanking
- Spanking Implements That DON’T Eat
- Spanking Implements That Eat
- Spanking In Film – “Postriziny”
- Spanking In Sci-Fi
- Spankleberry Finn
- The Egg Spanking Story
- The Legend of Vi and Durward
- The Spanking Feast of Lupercal
- What Does One DO To A Naughty Girl?
- Where The Lycra Ends
- You Give Me Fever … And I’ll Return The Favor
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I’m so glad you already know my birthday! Once a year is all I need.
Know your birthday? I seem to have forgotten, Season. Oh, well, guess we’ll have to resort to the daily spanking regimen for you. Can’t wait to begin.
Michael, your suggestion has a certain logic to it, the brat concerned would likely behave, most of the time.
Should the brat earn more than one spanking a day, she will earn bonus points.
The Organization takes a very dim view of bonus points and applies a draconian rate of exchange per point.
Apply to the Hon Sec for the current rate of exchange.
Paul.
Michael, that is just evil.
You know my birthday methinks.
Season, are you sure you are ready for this?
Oh my goodness, Season! Is Michael running a fever? That is surely the explanation for such an unusual (tho very eloquent, kind Sir) posting!
It boggles the mind – are they sure that their meaning for T*O*P*S* is correct? Was thinking it must mean something more like – The Organization Posting Snafus ? Of course, I could be mistaken …
Scooting back to flying under the radar … quickly!
DN
I foresee many spontaneous date of birth disclosures round here in the near future. Well done, Michael.
But that reminds me – perhaps I haven’t said quite enough here regarding daily attentive spankings such as Poppy has when we are together. I should rectify that omission soon.
NO!
(Goodnight)
Oh?
(Goodnight)
what if you refuse to say your birthdate and the daily spankings?
Refuse daily spankings? That isn’t an option, Kristina. We are sure you knew that when you signed on.
lol – well, i was just checking…. for a friend.
aaaaaaannnddd – i do not remember signing anything!
Et tu, Paul? Perhaps Top Logic is a disease and we must find an antidote? It seems to be spreading!
DN – good catch! Fever happens to be one of the symptoms of Top Logic. But only the bravest or most fool-hardy bottom will approach them with a thermometer.
I don’t think I’ll ever be completely ready, Poppy. Michael is much too inventive so its hard to stay on top of him.
Uh oh, Kristina. Next thing you know you’ll be getting a bedtime with enforcement. Only a sleep-deprived brat would provoke the Devlin.
Michael, that was an excellent post. EVIL but excellent.
Season, I agree Kristina should have a bedtime! Also, you are a brave woman, loving the evil Michael like you do.
Poppy, I thought you liked daily spankings? Oh maybe that was Krisitna.
Hi Paul.
Hi DN, watch the radar.
Good Morning Everyone!
ooooopppps Hi Dev, maybe Kristina missed the really, really tiny print in the comment section. It is right where you leave your first reply.
Quite right, CJ. I even think just lurking here subjects one to the rules.
Quite right, girls – no literal signature necessary to sign on here. We make it easy to become enthralled.
Oh, and DN – meant to mention that your guess about the acronym is SO not correct, and you are seriously on my radar, missy.
CJ, I get daily spankings but am not at all pro the idea but I do agree with you and Season that Kristina should have a bedtime. It would seem she is crying out for one.
Antiodote to Top logic?
Cream cakes? Laughter? Champagne? All of the above.
Of course, the fine print also says Tops are subject to rampant cheekiness and challenging repartee.
They love that sort of thing- it is food and drink to them.
Season, I totally second that also!!!!!
“Cream cakes? Laughter? Champagne?”
I think those might be more like anesthesia, for after Top Logic has already been applied.
It seems we are all in agreement.
Is anyone else getting a Macbeth vibe at all?
Did someone say “vibe”? Love those things.
So we get the cream cakes and whatnot after they have been all “tense” and “logical” on our innocent bottoms?
Is there not a way to bypass that middle section, the bit that happens on our middle section?
Owe me a mimosa, Poppy!
We need some serious research on overcoming Top Logic in order to avoid that middle section.
So far we know hiding and/or destroying implements does not work…. for long.
What else?
“Someone” did but she has no idea what you are talking about.
Please stop owing me drinks at this early hour. I only want tea and it seems such a waste.
Rampant cheekiness? I think not. Otherwise, carry on.
You owe me drinks and a mimosa is a great idea!
Hiding implements = not good , they find them and then use them.
We could bamboozal them with out pretty brat thinking, their little brains cannot cope with too much.
We could kiss them until they can’t think straight.
We could be good.
Tea it is, Poppy! With toast and marmalade.
I did not hear anything from a Top then.
Cheekiness must be rampant, anyway he is all busy and is powerless to stop us!
“We could be good.”
Poppy! Wake up! Can you hear me? Are you okay! Poppy!
Sorry, Dev. Couldn’t hear you. I was too busy trying to revive our Miss Poppy. Did you say to ramp up the cheekiness?
Sorry, Season, I must have fallen asleep and had a nightmare.
Thanks for bringing me back. I think he did want us to ramp up the cheekiness, which is rather jolly of him.
You’re welcome! Although I need to go ramp up the homework for now. Have a good day!
I am scribbling myself too- you have a good and productive day.
xx
while i was up late last night, i was thinking about the poor girls that are subject to daily spankings…. i feel that the solution is creative distraction!!
for example – invite your mother over to stay for a few weeks, or plan a day trip with your friends to a crowded location, or make turkey with heavy side dishes, or catch a stomach bug!
see – that takes care of at least 2 months of spankings! and i am sure all the creative girls can come up with tons more!
Run away to sea!
Join a nunnary!
Put scorpians in your kinckers!
Is taht about right?
Kristina – you mean like saying you’re too busy doing homework? Disguising your avatar so he doesn’t catch on you’re commenting on blogs instead? Stuff like that?
hmmm… well you want to be with your toppy type person, just without the whole daily spankings thing…. so i am not sure running away accomplishes that goal.
plus, some of the diversions may be of the sort where you wake up with a smile on your face. it is hard to do that in a nunnery – they sort of frown upon carnal pleasures. (although i think that a satisfied person may be able to concentrate on prayer better – but what do i know)
and the scorpion might work… if it is trained not to poke you in the bum! ouch!
ummm ms season…. the disguise may be counter productive seeing as how your name shows up and all…. just sayin
but if you were soooo busy with your homework and had to go to the MIT library to look up journal articles until 2am and then when you came back home and he happen to be asleep – then yes – that would work!!!
Thanks for the tip, Kristina!
I have no homework but am avidly taken notes.
In fact, I am almost unable to be naughty because there is nothing I am supposed to be doing.
Hmmmmmm.
Kristina, you are most cunning. I am impressed.
I too am taking notes, and notice.
Paul, I love the way you have taken this to the next level with your bonus points and rate of exchange idea. Good job.
Not an evil idea, Poppy and cj, but an inventive way to celebrate a most wondrous day in the lives of the women dear to us.
Dancing Nymph, as Dev said, you are definitely on our radar. Fever indeed. HA!
Dev, as to spontaneous birthday disclosures, as Poppy said, I do know her birthday, and the birthdays of many of the other sisters-in-bratitude, but I do get selective amnesia from time to time. This is one of those times.
Kristina, since Season and cj think you need a bedtime maybe it’s time we imposed one. That may keep you out of trouble for say one extra hour a night.
Season, you and your sisters do provide rampant cheekiness and challenging repartee, just as the Tops provide needed order and discipline. That goes for Nosaes too.
I think all the Tops should keep an eye on each other and then everyone should be happy.
You could set yourselves bedtimes.
And homework.
And stuff.
Ta daaaaaaaa.
I have solved another problem.
late at night is when i do all my drinking and gambling and smoking of cigars … without those distractions can you imagine how much trouble i would certainly get into??
Kristina, my hero.
May i come to your house please?
of course! there is always room at the poker table… and lots of amber liquid to go around! would you like a bit of ice?
Stop right where you are, Poppy. Kristina is fibbing about her overindulgence in any case.
yes please, Kristina.
Are jacks wild?
Quite right, Dev. Let’s put a stop to this nonsense right now before the girls do irreparable harm. Very likely to their bottoms.
‘fibbing’ !?!?!?!? *wide eyed look of horror and confusion and disbelief*
(my jacks are always wild!
)
Fabulous, Kristina and I take it we will be totally untroubled by bedtimes at your abode and swearing will be encouraged.
And just rise above those people that suggest you are not truthful, they are jealous.
swearing is a competitive sport around here, and i don’t think anyone even knows what the word bedtime means!
and since the wild jacks are coming – maybe a round of strip poker??
Dream on, girls, but this imaginative debauchery is SO not going to happen.
A challenge? Is that a challenge I see before me?
Poppy, Dev is correct, you KNOW this is not going to happen.
I have skype, I have whisky, I have the ability to get a packet of smokes and I have a vague idea about how to play poker.
Ha!
i looked at a map …. boston is muuuch closer to england than florida…
what could he possibly do… while you were here?
And the first drink will be from Michael- except that will be a virtual drink, whereas the rest of it I am more than capable of making real.
I am off for a bath now. See you in a bit.
Of course, I could just fly over- nothing is imposible. It has been known for English girls to fly 3,000 miles lured by someone they met on this very site.
My rubber ducky is calling. Later.
… she is right – skype and a webcam makes almost anything possible
off for a bit of shopping!! muah!
The first spank – the first of many – is all that I will provide, Poppy.
OK- well that spank may go to Season, as is right and proper.
Don’t worry, Poppy, there are plenty of spanks to go around.
We have a code of honour you know.
And also anything Kristina and I get up to will be all your and Dev’s fault. You dared us- what else were we to do?
Typical brat response – “it’s your fault!”
We cannot lie, Michael. That would be naughty.
No lie, Poppy, just the opposite and telling it the way it is.
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