Don’t forget to use your wooden spoons when working with non-stick pans!
But if your house is like my house, the wooden spoons don’t see the kitchen very often. Yeeeouch!
[And speaking of wooden spoons, here's a shot of a certain gentleman whose pants split just as he was about to administer a spanking to a very good girl. It was FUNNY. I know ... I was there when it happened. *G* ... Hmmm? Yes, you're right; his split pants have nothing do to with wooden spoons. I was just looking for an excuse to post the picture. 
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Gwen, thanks for the photos, great to see first thing.
Warm hugs,
Paul.
Gwen, thank you so much!
Firstly for the cooking tip- let us protect those pans- very important.
Secondly for the pretty top two pictures.
Thirdly for the final picture of a (may I say this?) very well formed piece of a man.
And lastly, but in no way leastly (is that a word? It should be) for helping me out last night and today.
Last night your legal representation was of the highest quality and I am a lucky girl to have such a resourceful and erudite agent.
Today, I wrote an actual non-bratty comment. What am I to do? Be *good*? Gasp, shudder.
You saved me from such a hideous fate.
I think that the split trousers prove that nature has determined that good girls should never be spanked and all girls are good.
Those jeans should be put in a display case and shown to all men as a warning.
Oops! Didn’t see this, Gwen, and stepped right on it, didn’t I?
I must say that somebody was a really good sport to have a photo taken of the mishap, though as to the wild speculation by Poppy as to what that proves about girls and spanking – balderdash!
But it does remind me that I need to put pie crust and wooden spoons on my shopping list before Thanksgiving.
Oh who am I kidding? Just the spoons.
Gasp! that jean clad dude aint got no undies on! disgracefull.
Lovely pics Gwen.
Hi Paul, glad you liked the photos.
Uncle D., no worries … great minds think alike. We were probably hitting the ‘publish’ button at the same time.
Good morning, Poppy! I think you’re right. Let’s just get rid of all the pans. If we don’t have any pans we can’t scratch them with the wrong utensils, right?
AND Jay! Leave it to you to point out that Mr. Renegade isn’t wearing any undies. LOL, you’ve got a good eye, honey!
xoxo
delicious photos, Gwen – who needs dessert when you have a man like that…..yummmy.
and i agree with Poppy – the split jeans should be a lesson for all tops who get super-bossy with us – guess he just got too big for his britches. *LOL*
By golly he IS going commando in that pic!
And when will we be getting the story of the spanking that precipitated the split pants incident?
Never thought I’d approve of a man butt picture on the blog but I must admit this is amusing. He must care for you very much, Gwen, if he let you snap this, especially since he is going commando. I agree with Season, we need to hear the spanking part of your
tailtale, Gwen. Please share. Pretty please with chocolate on top.What I noticed about the jeans photo was that there was no belt in the loops. Hopefully it was removed and put to good use on an impertinent photographer’s impertinent bottom!
The last photo was my favorite.
This should happen to all men who try to administer spanking to perfectly angelic girls.
Quite right Quel.
Hear that men? Spank us girlys and you risk busting your kicks!