
Highjacked: Michael Started It
July 19, 2009 by Gwen
Double the spanks, double the kisses. My, my, my, I can almost feel that love.
xoxo
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Mmm … not bad. I’d like to see the appreciative smile on her face, but on the whole not too shabby at all.
(Do you think I could get away with leather trousers? They’d have to be well lined and soft enough they don’t creak like a cheap saddle when I move, of course, but I just wonder if that would be terribly gauche at my, uh, more mature age.)
VERY NICE job Gwen! You are the best!
Thinks that men over 50 should NOT wear leather pants.
Nice pics Gwen….wonder if i can find one of two women spanking one man……
Dev – you might want to try leather chaps. And nothing else. *big cheesy grin*
Gwen – now that’s what I call a balanced equation. Two hands to two cheeks as opposed to one hand to four cheeks in the previous post. And the kisses? Mmmmm Mmmmm good.
Uncle D., I say yes, absolutely, leather trousers at your age is acceptable … if you have a tat as big as that anywhere on your body.
xoxo
Gwen, shall we book the Chippendales for you.


JFlame, would you like to borrow a couple to spank? LOL
Yes I can see the attraction, she has a very nice bum.
Warm hugs,
Paul
Excellent post, Gwen, but don’t blame it on me because I’m sure two men spanking you at the same time has been floating in your lovely head for a long time, like say Gerard Butler and George Clooney.
Dev, you really have to start worrying when you creak like a cheap saddle and you are NOT wearing leather trousers. *G*
Jay, I am positive there are such photos as you describe and when you find some all the sisters-in-bratitude will have fun looking at them on your blog.
Season, your math is fine just as long as the cheeks involved belong to you.
Paul, we can no longer book the Chippendales for Gwen as their restraining order against her is still in force after the incident at Gwen’s last birthday party involving her teeth and shall we say various male gluteus maximus muscles.
I think one of those guys is biting the young lady, not kissing her. Perhaps he’s been talking to Gwen? lol
I creak like an old saddle every time I get out of bed in the morning, so I doubt leather pants would make it much worse. However I fear seeing myself look like an over ripe plum that’s about to burst it’s skin…so no leather pants for me.
Dev, leather pants on any dominant man are delicious…no matter what his age. *grin*
Ladyshewolf, if one of those guys had met Gwen I’m sure he would have been doing much more than just talking.
Michael, Michael … must you keep reminding me of the Chippendale Incident? … I didn’t mean to bite his bum. It was an accident. *G*
I just hate it when a guy accidentally backs into my teeth with his bare bottom. So rude.
Season, that’s exactly what Gwen told the police officers!
Sorry, Gwen, I know it’s a sore point with you and I won’t mention it again…until the next time. *G*
Michael, if you think it’s a sore point with Gwen you should speak with the guy she bit!
Two Tops at once- like a chocolate fountain methinks. Lovely idea in theory but in reality it may be a bit overwhelming and the after effects do not even bear thinking about.
Poppy, glad you picked up on my use of the word “sore.”
Also, good point about two Tops at once and chocolate fountains. Reality sometimes can be a little too real and certain cravings are best left to the imagination.
I think you are right Michael- I know it does not happen often and it is worth remarking upon when it does happen. I mean, of course, me agreeing with you, I could not possibly comment on how often you blunder into rightness.
Anyway, you are right about some cravings being best left to the imagination, some desires must be denied.
I think maybe there are a few people in these here parts who could do with remembering that- just because you want to do it and it seems like a good idea to you it does not mean that you should do it. This advice is, of course, only in reference to Tops, some of whom could do with being reined in a little.
Brats- I think if you have an idea, you should go for it. Thinking it through is for wimps.
Blimey- I am on fire today!
A “…blunder into rightness” is a comment that is rude.
But Poppy is a brat so this won’t start a feud.
As she can’t help herself and has to be crude.
And I know Devlin, that righteous dude.
Will spank her ’til her bum is crimson hued.
Michael.
Take more water with it.
Lots of love,
Poppy.
xxx
PS- Dev … a righteous dude? Are we on Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure? I think that there are many things we could call Dev, I can write a list if you want one but “righteous dude” was not on there.
Poppy, there are many things we could call Dev and righteous dude is certainly at the TOP of the list. And ‘Bill And Ted’s Excellent Adventure’ was an awesome movie! ~cue the air guitar~
Poppy – here is a toast to you with this yummy glass of Gnarly Head Cabernet I am drinking. Bottoms up!
Gnarly, dudette Season!
Fresco frijoles, Miguel!
Cool beans to you too, Señorita Season.
Yea gads!
I get hit by a power cut and Michael goes all bodacious, Poppy becomes most excellent and theres a strange smell of doritos and mojitas in the air!
Upon re thinking…bodacious might not be the right word for Michael but i was stuck for bill and ted quotes.
Perhaps totally bogus would be more appropriate?
Be excellent to each other. And… PARTY ON, DUDES!
Why do I suddenly feel like this blog has been invaded by sea turtles from “Where’s Nemo?” lol
I just had a rather delightful pinot noir.
I am English and unable to say “dude” without sounding as though I am being most derogatory
Am now off for a glass of sauvignon blanc.
Cool Nemo!
How about “Subs are friends not food!”
“LSW gives an incredibly toothy grin and swims after cj….”
Nemo was ovbiously a Dom in training, he ignored Marlon and ‘touched the butt’!
SWIM cj Swim!!!
cj – just keep swimming, swimming, swimming, just keep swimming….
I’m all, like, “whoa….”
Dr. Ken
‘Finding Nemo’ another modern day classic that I love, sort of like one Devlin O’Neill. *G*
Poppy, when the mood strikes you can say ‘Good Morning’ and have it sound derogatory.
So happy to see Jay, Ladyshewolf, cj and Dr. Ken pick up first the ‘Bill and Ted…’ then the ‘…Nemo’ baton so effortlessly. Makes my heart sing.
On a side note, I have a 42 year old friend who actually says ‘dude’ as if he’s still in high school or college. But with him it fits and doesn’t sound strange or lame.
Michael I’m only young…i have grown up on a steady diet of films, tv, commercials….i live for films….oh and spanking.
Stands to reason that I would know a fair few movie references and quotes.
Jay, thanks I am still swimming. lol
I just love Nemo— the whale talk, and squishy!
words that i like because:
a. they are fun to say
b. sound innocent on the outside, naughty on the inside
cootchie snortcher
snickerdoodle
Kristina, nice non sequitur. I know what a snickerdoodle is and I know what a cootchie snorcher sounds like to me, but I’m pretty sure that is not what you mean. Could also be something heard in a Kevin Smith movie – snootchie bootchies and snoogans!
Congratulations Gwen! Chross selected this post as one of his ‘Spankings of the Week.’ Great work!
Nice going, Princess!
Michael, a snickerdoodle is a cookie. Weird, huh?