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Highjacked: Doubleheader!

July 17, 2009 by Michael

Photo credit: PerfectSpanking.com

Hmm… maybe this photo should be named “Double tailer” instead. Talk about your excess of wealth. Just think about the possibilities of double spankings with the girls on this blog. Imagine Gwen and Poppy over Dev’s knees at the same time. I don’t know what would be redder, their bottoms or his ears from the tongue lashing he would receive for the temerity of spanking them hip to hip. Or what about cj and Kristina or Season and Jay being spanked over the same lap? I know it would have to be Dev or Dr. Ken or Philip Kemp doing the honors because if I attempted spanking two girls at once, especially the feisty fillies on this blog, I don’t think my heart would stand up to the challenge. I would be in the emergency room faster than any of the sisters-in-bratitude could whip (!) out a cutting retort. So, while this remains a lovely notion, for me the possibility of spanking two naughty girls together will remain in the realm of the fantastic if for no other reason than health concerns. But oh what a way to go!

~Michael

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on July 17, 2009 at 10:52 am Michael

Forgot to mention, I like the lightening streaks or whatever that is on the futon cover. To me it represents the fire he is lighting in the girls’ bottoms. *G*
on July 17, 2009 at 11:20 am Season

LOL, Michael! What a picture you paint. But to cut down on the wear & tear of our beloved group of Tops, maybe it should be one brat and two spankers.

Wait…what am I saying?! Maybe I’m the one who needs medical help…
on July 17, 2009 at 1:08 pm cj

Yep Michael, but he has a fan there to keep them cool too!

Season, I am thinking that the heat must be getting to you. LOL

Have a great weekend everyone! I have not planned any adventures for Saturday like white water rafting, but I do have some brush to cut, trees to chainsaw and fences to mend. So who knows what might happen. LOL Oh and LSW is visiting the farm on Sunday.
on July 17, 2009 at 1:25 pm kristina

better get the first aid kit ready – cj is working with power tools!
on July 17, 2009 at 1:28 pm cj

Hey k!!!

I have plenty of band-aids…Thank you very much! LOL
on July 17, 2009 at 1:37 pm Poppy

I think that Season is simply wishing out loud and that she should be heard and all wishes should come true.

CJ- sounds like a busy bunny. Without wishing to resort to cliches I wonder if your farm has a woodshed- is that where one sees to errant young ladies? I think you should build a big fence around yourself and have alpacas to guard you and your vulnerable areas!

As for me – doubleheader reminds me of one of those ice cream cones with spaces for two scoops of ice cream. That is because I am so innocent and good you see.

And if Gwen and I were so placed (as Michael suggests) then I would remain pale and comfortable of bottom as I am better behaved than anyone and I am sure that Gwen would out-naughty me at every turn.
on July 17, 2009 at 2:06 pm Jflamewalker

Huh! How did I get dragged into this?
How comes the newbie gets tarred with the same brush as the old lags? Not fair!
And I dont cause nearly as much trouble as the others….mainly cos I’m not here as much as them but its still a valid point.

Nope, when it comes to OTK spankins I prefer to be the only one on the lap.

Oh and btw Michael & Professor D. My Dom Worzel knows what I get up to here but is technically challenged…as soon as I teach him how to leave comments (no plans to yet lol) you may well see him here.
He told me to inform you “Jay will be delt with for all the havoc she has created here, and she will report back – Worzel.

Guess that means I had better start behaving.
on July 17, 2009 at 2:33 pm Poppy

“Old lags”????????????????????????????????????????
on July 17, 2009 at 4:50 pm Jflamewalker

Errrrr did I say old lags? I meant the more regular brats that haunt this blite/blog/thing.
No offence intended.
on July 17, 2009 at 5:18 pm Michael

Season, you may need medical help if Dev and I interlock our knees to form a joint lap and simultaneously spank you into oblivion.

cj, it will take more than a fan to cool down your bum after LSW gets through with you this Sunday. And I know you have ten fingers and ten toes and I expect that count to remain the same after you finish your chores this weekend. Let’s keep Kristina’s first aid kit closed. Seriously, please be careful.

Poppy, neither Gwen nor Satan herself could out-naughty you. And I remember those double ice cream cones as a kid but now that I’m grown I prefer the doubleheader pictured above.

Jay, you expertly extracted your foot from your mouth. How nimble of you. And since you are a member in good standing – since sitting is too painful after Worzel has a go at you – of the sisters-in-bratitude you will always be included in any roster of naughty girls. I do hope Worzel stops by as Top reinforcements are always welcome, and reports that he was not too hard on you since your havoc is usually benign with a smile hidden behind it. Usually! *G*
on July 17, 2009 at 5:35 pm Gwen

Ah yes, the ultimate male fantasy … two girls and a boy. It’s okay, Michael, every man I know still dreams about this one.

That’s okay girls … I’m on it. I think I have a ‘two boys spank one girl’ photo around here somewhere. Tit for tat, right?

xoxo
on July 17, 2009 at 6:15 pm Michael

Yes, Gwen, definitely TIT for TATA! *G*

And as I said above it is a fantasy cause two girls at once would kill me. The last brat I spanked was more than a handful.
on July 17, 2009 at 7:18 pm devlinoneill

Gwendolyn! Did you just say ‘tit’? The very idea!

But I’m all for seeing the 2b + g formula unfold.

Jay, I had a corking rejoinder for your ‘old lags’ faux pas but since you’ve seen the error of your ways I’ll keep it for next time, since, as Michael noted, you ARE one of the ‘regular brats’ round these parts. I’ll look forward to hearing your after-Worzel report.

Poppy, I see no ‘pale and comfortable’ bottom for you in the very near future, and possibly not ever. But you’ll be stinging solo, if that’s any consolation.
on July 17, 2009 at 7:22 pm Michael

“But you’ll be stinging solo,…”

Oy, where are the pun police when you need them!
on July 17, 2009 at 8:01 pm Jflamewalker

Pun police here. Did someone call?

Yes Michael I am quite nimble when it comes to FIM, years of practice.
As to Worzel stopping by, well he might…when I teach him how to leave comments…but first I have to….er well i’ll think of something to distract him.

Proffesor I have no way of not handing in my report…its a direct order and must be obeyed lest I want a worser spanking than the one to come.
on July 18, 2009 at 1:23 am Dr. Ken

Michael–I think I’m probably in the same boat as you–spanking two girls at once would be enough to do me in.

Having said that, it still would be fun to try, though, wouldn’t it?

Dr. Ken
on July 18, 2009 at 4:19 am paul1510

I’ve just read a story on http://yeowchspanking.blogspot.com/
where the author gets to spank and play with three gorgeous girls at the same time.
‘Tis and was a beautiful dream, but as a more mature Dom, I am happy with just one bottom over my lap.
I can see the need for a fan, not so much for the girls but for the spanker.
Nice lively blog you have here Dev, I enjoy reading.
Paul.
on July 18, 2009 at 8:32 am Season

“…spank you into oblivion.”

Is that somewhere near Boston?
on July 18, 2009 at 8:36 am Season

I’m thinking it is the quieter brats the Tops should be keeping an eye on, like Belle and Denise. *waves* My mom always knew we were up to something when things got silent.

Well, back to the brat cave to sew up some bubble-wrap underwear for everyone.
on July 18, 2009 at 9:20 am Michael

Jay, I bet you look striking in your police uniform.

Hi Paul, thanks for the link – very hot story.

Season, “Oblivion” is a state of spanko bliss which can occur but is not limited to Boston, which is right around the corner from Dev’s favorite town of Whipstock, Massachusetts. You can say hello to Gwen and Kristina when you visit.

Yes, Dr. Ken, spanking two girls at once would be fun to try, though I better make sure my health insurance covers injuries due to excessive spanko activities. Would love to see how that goes over in the administrative office. “Excuse me, Supervisor Dan, I have a claim here about a Top throwing out his back tanning a bottom, what exactly does that mean?” Supervisor Dan smiles knowingly to Sally and approves the claim.

Jeez, I must need another cup of coffee or maybe a beer or twelve!
on July 18, 2009 at 10:33 am Poppy

I think everyone around here needs a beer or two to soothe our fevered brows.
on July 20, 2009 at 9:30 am Michael

Poppy, fevered brows or fevered nether cheeks of brats, a beer or two is usually a good idea as long as the naughty young lady has learned her lesson.
on July 20, 2009 at 11:40 am Ladyshewolf

Mmmm, I’ve always fantasized about 2 Tops spanking me at once. Sounds yummy! *wink*

cj still has all her fingers and toes Michael…and a sore bum as well! lol

The “woodshed” so to speak is the upper story of her barn, with a locking door to keep curious eyes out. cj doesnt seem to like my new plastic stinger toy, especially when used on a cold bottom. lol However, she likes even less the toy that Kristina had sent her. Rubber is NOT nice Kristina, and if I had less experience I could have hurt her using that thing. I think Ms. R and I need to have a talk.

I left a smiling cj to take a nap as I headed back to Georgia until we can meet again. WEG
on July 20, 2009 at 1:07 pm Poppy

I have earned many beers Michael. For some very odd reason I have been good for several hours now. It must be the the weather.

LSW – I think that Kristina is merely offering a cry for help and I am sure that you will come to her aid!

CJ- I am thinking of you honey- for so many reasons.
on July 20, 2009 at 4:23 pm Michael

Ladyshewolf, thanks for the update on cj. Sounds like you left her a very contrite and happy girl. Well done. And no surprise that cheeky Kristina put in her two cents by donating an implement. Only fair that she should feel its sting when the opportunity arises.

Poppy, you have been good for several hours? I agree, it must be the weather. Winter has descended early on Britain and you must have been hibernating a few hours just as grouchy bears and naughty brats are want to do.
on July 20, 2009 at 5:09 pm kristina

but Ladyshewolf! i knew you had the experience and wisdomosity to wield such a toy!! cj said it wasn’t THAT bad…….

and no, i don’t think i need to feel it, i trust cj!!
on July 20, 2009 at 5:22 pm Season

I think LSW needs to double her N for research purposes. Tag . . . you’re it Kristina!
on July 20, 2009 at 5:47 pm kristina

nuh huh!

ms season sounds curious to me….
on July 20, 2009 at 5:52 pm cj

“CJ- I am thinking of you honey- for so many reasons.”

Poppy, you are welcome.

LSW, you know my new name for that plastic stinging thing is the “torture device”.

Michael, LSW has a way to always leave me contrite.

K, you are so baaaaaaaaaad, you need to feel that rubber paddle yourself!

Season, if you ever see one of those recycled rubber paddles coming your way RUN!
on July 20, 2009 at 5:58 pm Michael

I think both Kristina and Season need to feel the rubber paddle across their bare bums. Why should cj be the only one having fun.
on July 20, 2009 at 6:04 pm Season

“ms season sounds curious to me….”

Yes. Curious to see how you will react to being soundly spanked on your bare bottom with the rubber paddle.
on July 20, 2009 at 6:55 pm kristina

ahem….Ladyshewolf said that you cannot use the rubber paddle on bare skin because if you move it wrong it can cause a rug burn!!!
so there!
on July 20, 2009 at 7:02 pm Michael

As long as Ladyshewolf uses the rubber paddle correctly, which I have no doubt she will, Kristina, you will feel the “burn” just like cj did. I bet you can’t wait. That goes for you too, Season.
on July 20, 2009 at 7:31 pm cj

Uh oh sounds like LSW has the blog whirling. I wish I could say I would NEVER feel that “thing” again, alas tis but a dream. I know I will FEEL that dreadful thing again. UGH
on July 20, 2009 at 7:33 pm cj

Ladyshewolf actually took that thing home for safe keeping! I think she thought I might make it disappear.
on July 20, 2009 at 8:13 pm Ladyshewolf

Oh my, seems lots of folks need to feel Kristina’s gift. Perhaps we need to make it a community paddle…

I could mail it to needy Tops and Dom/me’s that way. Any takers? WEG
on July 20, 2009 at 9:06 pm Season

FYI – methylene chloride dissolves rubber. Just FYI.
on July 20, 2009 at 9:11 pm cj

Season ROFL
on July 20, 2009 at 9:46 pm Ladyshewolf

Season….naughty naughty! LOL
on July 21, 2009 at 9:33 am Michael

Yes, naughty naughty, Season. And a rubber paddle dissolves a brat’s resolve…most of the time.
on July 21, 2009 at 11:07 am Poppy

I think that Season is far too clever to be punished. She clearly knows “stuff” and as such should be rewarded with huge amounts of chocolate, wine and cuddles.

I think that whenever a so called “brat” knows things that any Top in the vicinity should be honour bound to back down on whatever conflict the “brat” knows things about and pay homage.

This will of course lead to a massive change around these parts as the brats do seem most well informed and really quite bright. Unlike like the Tops, about whom less said the better I think we all agree.

The weather with me Michael is most clement, indeed it is most unseasonably warm. I am coping though, with almost constant intake of fluid, mostly wine. It is helping me to be most helpful as I am sure you can see from the nature of this comment.

In my bright and relaxed state I am able to answer any queries if you find yourself confused about anything. Feel free to ask, don’t feel shy.
on July 21, 2009 at 4:23 pm Michael

“…helping me to be most helpful…” said the brat named Poppy.

A seemingly helpful comment that offers no help but is rather stroppy.

Guaranteed to raise the ire of those of us who are Toppy.

And Poppy will wail as she is over a lap “Stop please!”

But to no avail as she is well-spanked over Dev’s knees.
on July 21, 2009 at 5:49 pm Poppy

You are so confused
By my fabulous ideas
That you speak nonsense.

A Haiku On The Nature Of Topdom.

I am absolutely safe from such shinannigans Michael.
Why?- I hear you ask. Because I am good and a Veritable Delight. (ish)

And one cannot be well spanked, one can be horribly spanked but that is all. Not that that would ever happen to a lovely girl like myself , it is just what I have heard from other girls- like the one in the above picture.

Do you see what I did? I got us back on topic! I told you I am a Veritable Delight.
on July 21, 2009 at 6:14 pm Michael

Hey Poppy, haiku you! *G*

Poppy the naughty

Mind with ideas of evil

Bum color of red
on July 21, 2009 at 8:02 pm Poppy

Actually it is pink- or it would be if I were at all bad or I were at all unable to outwit and befuddle those all about me.
on July 22, 2009 at 9:05 am Michael

Poppy’s bum she states is pink,

But once she wakes and starts to blink,

Especially after she has had a drink,

Tongue in cheek she starts to think,

How to rosen her rump from our kink.
on July 22, 2009 at 6:07 pm Poppy

Michael is confused
Like a leaf that swirls about
In the autumn breeze.

(Haiku- Michael in Autumn- taken from my Four Stages of the Year Collection)
on July 22, 2009 at 7:13 pm Michael

Poppy is biting
Like the kiss of winter’s wind
She leaves you red faced

(Haiku – Poppy in Winter – usually taken on the chin)
on July 22, 2009 at 9:15 pm cj

Wow very impressive Michael.
on July 22, 2009 at 9:16 pm cj

Poppy, you seem to ignite the poet in Michael.
on July 23, 2009 at 8:43 am Michael

Thanks cj, it seems all the brats…er… young ladies here are always igniting something. *G*
on July 23, 2009 at 8:48 am Jflamewalker

Dear Poppy was being a brat,
So Michael called her over for a chat.
Tossed her over his knee,
Back to England she did flee,
Where she yelped and squirmed when she sat.

(c) Jflamewalker.
on July 23, 2009 at 8:53 am Michael

Excellent, Jay, I like the way you think.
on July 23, 2009 at 11:44 am Poppy

In the looking glass
Jay saw a terrible brat
That needed spanking.

Haiku- from the “Awful Truth” Collection
on July 23, 2009 at 11:52 am Poppy

The summer blossoms
Petals of pink and scarlet
Unlike Poppy’s bum.

****

So there.
on July 23, 2009 at 3:13 pm jflamewalker

very nice Poppy but Atchicoo is much easier to write since it dosent involve actuall rhyming. Cheat!

Glad you liked it Michael.
on July 23, 2009 at 4:12 pm Poppy

It did involve spelling though!
on July 23, 2009 at 4:32 pm Michael

Spring poppies bloom red
Poppy’s bum spanked scarlet hue
All is in balance

(Haiku – Poppy in Spring – from the “Awful Brat” collection.
on July 23, 2009 at 4:34 pm Michael

Jay, Atchicoo! – LOL

Good work, keep ‘em coming.
on August 5, 2009 at 3:36 pm sixofthebest

Double the pleasure. double the fun. Spanking for pleasure on two beautiful spankable bums.
on August 5, 2009 at 4:47 pm Michael

Very good, Walter, I like your little ditty.

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