I was going to post a piece entitled, ‘The Spanking I Didn’t Receive At The Cape on The Fourth of July’, but I thought you’d get more enjoyment from this photo. … This guy reminds me of an ex-boyfriend of mine (or rather those hands remind me of an ex-boyfriend of mine.)

It makes a statement, don’t you think? Not sure what exactly. I’m leaning towards, ‘Men Are Animals!’ or ‘Men Are Monsters!’ or … ‘Check Out That Rack!!’
xoxo
(In case you didn’t recognize it, the still is from ‘Summer Cummings Meets Spankenstein’s Monster’.)
Gwen – how about “Beware of men with big hands”
What about – “You know what they say about a man with big hands …?”
How about… “Anything more than a handful…”
Spankenstein? I thought it was the new Geico commercial.
So easy even a caveman can do it.
p.s. Hi Denise! Nice to see you!
***OMG***
OK am I the only one who believed his knee was um… something else…
Hence my statement… soooo embarrassed!
Hi Season *waves*
Yow — that is one scary picture!
Am I just really old, or does that woman’s expression look like Norma Desmond in “Sunset Boulevard”? (I’m ready for my spanking, Mr. DeMille…)
Check out the poster in this Wiki if you don’t know who I’m talking about.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunset_Boulevard_(film)
Hi, Denise, you mean that’s not a breast? Isn’t that a nipple peeping out? I’m pretty sure Gwen thinks it’s a boobie too, hence her comment – “Check Out That Rack!!”
Gwen, you haven’t had a pole question in a while, maybe you could put it to a vote:
a) Boob
b) Knee
c) Spontaneous growth
d) Dr, Spankenstein needs to take more anatomy classes
Hi, Erica, she does look like Norma Desmond but the monster doesn’t look like William Holden’s Joe Gillis. “Sunset Boulevard” is a classic movie and a favorite of mine.
Mmmmmmmmm big handssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey does anyone here know if Peirre Abelard was into spanking? I’ve been reserching all day and found nothing.
ok tooooooo many choices…
Dev in his twenties?
Ugh me hate thongs!! Me Spankenstein!!
Hi Everyone -
Another storm just passed. 4.5 inches of rain in 7 minutes. … It felt like it anyway, right Dave @ Cherry Red? Dave knows what I’m talking about. We shared a monsoon this afternoon.
You were right the first time, Denise, I can confirm that it’s in fact a muy grande boobie. (‘I *am* big. It’s the *pictures* that got small’ – right Erica?)
xoxo
Uncle D., he *does* look like the Geico caveman! I was too in awe of the knee to notice his face …
(Michael – You’re right. We’re overdue for a poll. Let me work on that.)
xoxo
cj, I hate to laugh at a fellow Top but your – “Ugh me hate thongs!! Me Spankenstein!!” – had me rolling on the floor. NO! I mean how dare you tweak Dev in such a witty and hilarious manner, young lady. Why, the very idea. *G*
Gwen, sorry you are still having such lousy weather and the ark is looking more like a reality every day. All I can say is keep sunshine in your heart if not in the New England sky.
Jay, why are you so interested in Pierre Abelard?
Poppy wrote: “What about – ‘You know what they say about a man with big hands …?’ ”
Big gloves?
Dr. Ken
Because Michael, today I am doing a role play with Sir and Saffron.
Sir is comming to collect our term papers which we have not finished.
My paper is on CP in the acedemic world and I had heard that Pierre Abelard, when he was teaching, used to motivate his students with CP.
I just wondered if there was any truth in that and if there was could I incorporate that into my paper.
Hope that answers your question.
BTW, mmmmmm BIG hands!!!!!!!!!!
Dr. Ken, big hands = big gloves; true, but not the first thing that came to mind.
Thanks for the info, Jay, and I hope your scenario with Sir and Saffron goes wonderfully. I am sure we all will be able to read about it on your blog. I know your dilligence to research will pay great dividends in your role play and also please the professorial side of one Mr. O’Neill.
Big hands- useful to carry your shopping.
I really must be an innocent, I thought that was a knee and was shocked to see that it was most certainly not a knee.
Gosh- that can’t be comfortable.
I think what this picture goes to show is that Tops have been trying to tame brats for a gazillion years and they are still no closer to achieving their aim.
Best give it up as a bad job I say.
Taming brats is not a job, Poppy, it is an avocation, a calling, so we will NEVER give it up, and if I do say so myself we do an excellent job, especially the Professor.
And you do work so hard at it so you know what I think it is time for?
A vacation.
A vacation sounds like a wonderful idea, Poppy, thank you very much, but even during vacation season naughty brats get spanked.
. . . and good girls get pampered.
But I don’t see any good girls in sight, especially on this blite.
The good girls all have scampered.
If a girl is good there is no need to scamper, only naughty girls scamper, so you are convicted by your own action, Season.
Note – I was not present during this discussion. I had scampered therefore I am good and deserve pampering.
Ice cream and choccies and wine please.
Season, I will share my goodies with you.
Michael is right, Poppy. Our avocation must be practiced at all times, and any pampering I decide you get will follow and not precede or be in lieu of the jolly good hiding you deserve, even if it’s of a preventative sort only.
Because I said so, that’s why.
Brats take note- no matter how wonderfully good you are there will be no reward, only … you know, that thing we don’t say.
Hence we may as well be bad, very, very bad.
Indeed.
Hee hee — Poppy, what took you so long my friend? Of course there is only fun and to have fun we must be BAD.
I thought it was the Geico commercial guy too, lol.
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Poppy, I think you must have forgot how very different a preventative spanking is from a bad girl spanking, hence your exhortation to badness. Are all you girls listening, CJ?
Hey, Dante! Yeah, and I can just hear the voice-over — “A 15-minute phone call could have saved her hundreds of dollars and a sore behind. Maybe next time she’ll listen when he tells her to switch to Geico.”
Dev, you should be writing ad copy. I would love to see that commercial, maybe starring Gwen, Poppy, cj, Season, Kristina, Erica or Denise. So many brats to choose from. The hell with it, we should use them all in one big monster commercial. Send Geico’s sales through the roof. *G*
Hi Dante, good to see you.
Gwen, congratulations on Chross selecting this post as one of his ‘Spankings of the Week.’ Way to go, Princess!
I may have forgotten the minor details of a preventative spanking but I remain mindful of the great fun that is to be had from being bad.
It is all a question of pros and cons you see.
How about adding some choccies and wine to bring about good behaviour rather than the more predictable (rather too predictable) preventative spanking route?
I think it is important to always be surprising and innovative.
Congratulations Gwen!
Okay, I’ll bite. What is the difference between preventative and bad girl spankings? Is this unique to you, Dev, or do all Tops subscribe to this “philosophy”?
Thanks, Chross!
xoxo
Season–we all subscribe to this philosophy, as far as I know….
Dr. Ken