Highjacked by Michael: My 2009 Wish List

I am going to skip all the mundane stuff like wishing for world peace, a cure for cancer and an end to poverty and hunger. Instead I will concentrate on items closer to home, and by home I mean my warm home here on Devlin O’Neill’s Weblog and the spanking community in general.

 

In 2009 I wish that Devlin O’Neill’s ‘A Maid For All Seasons’ five volume series ends up on the New York Times Best Seller List. Not only for the benefit of Dev, but to bring to a wider audience the fact that well written prose – literature actually – and steamy, erotic spanking stories are not mutually exclusive. Also, I wish that my big brother’s stamina and arm hold up as he will no doubt be administering many well deserved spankings to the sisters-in-bratitude this upcoming year.

For Gwen I wish that George Clooney lifts that restraining order against her and instead sees the light and makes the trek to Boston and whines wines and dines our Princess and treats her like the royalty she truly is. Oh, and also warms her bottom and the rest of her on those cold New England nights. Maybe at this year’s Academy Awards in Hollywood we’ll see Gwen on George’s arm walking down the red carpet, hopefully with a Clooney induced red tushy beneath her Vera Wang gown.

 

For cj there is only one thing that will make 2009 a more comfortable year. I wish for her a bionic bottom like the one Dev always brags Erica Scott possesses, because cj will undoubtedly receive numerous spankings, canings and paddlings from her Miss, Sir and the pedantic Professor O’Neill during the new year. It would be easier on her and her behind if cj curbed her bratitude but we all know that is NEVER going to happen, because as the old saying goes – birds gotta swim and fish gotta fly.

 

My wish for Dr. Ken is that he gets a permanent spanking partner so that the warm glow from her bottom warms those cold Minnesota nights. Also, that since Gwen will have a Hollywood connection through George Clooney she can wangle tickets for the premier later this year of the new ‘Star Trek’ movie for the good Doc and his choice of spankee.

 

For Kristina I wish a never-ending supply of frozen peas, but more importantly, that she uses them as a side dish with tenderloin and has no need to use them on her tender loins. I also wish her well on obtaining her Ph.D. and know that she will be successful very soon. It will be so much fun and very satisfying spanking Dr. Kristina.  

My wish for Season is that in 2009 she will be able to shop in hardware and other stores without being haunted by images of pervertables such as hand-shaped fly swatters, seat-less chairs and wooden paint stirrers which leave her squirmy and unsettled. I also wish her continued success in obtaining her doctorate, and hope she is not summoned to the Dean’s office as I am sure Professor O’Neill will often have Season in his office standing in the corner displaying a red ouchy bum. 

 

For Dave of ’The Cherry Red Report’ I wish continued success with his lively blog. Also, and this is for Gwen as well, championships for all the Boston sports teams in 2009. Unfortunately, in football the New England Patriots didn’t make the playoffs currently being contested (but that’s for the 2008 season) but here’s to the Celtics in basketball, the Bruins in hockey and especially the Red Sox in baseball bringing home the trophies this year. 

 

My wish for Hermione, host of ‘Hermione’s Heart,’ one of my favorite blogs, is for her witty, warm and wonderful site to continue all through 2009 and well beyond. That she never tire of sharing with us the stories of her many experiences with implements – old, new and pervertable. Blog on, Hermione!

 

For Lily I wish her continued success in obtaining her undergraduate degree in Behavioral Psychology – still can’t believe she will become an expert on behavior, she is already the rock star of misbehavior. If you hang out your shingle and become a Psychologist you can pick up a lot of business just from this blog. Like cj’s psychosomatic allergy to wood and wood products like hairbrushes, and Kristina’s shopping addiction. If it wasn’t for her Neiman Marcus would be out of business. And, Lily, why do I want to spank every woman I meet. No, forget that one, it’s not a problem but rather a virtue.  And for Lily’s Mark I wish the patience of Job, the strength of Sampson and the wisdom of Aristotle in dealing with Lily and all that she brings to the table. Nah, I’m just teasing as we all know Lily Grace is a good girl who only on occasion needs to have her bottom warmed to keep her focused, and Mark is just the man for the job. Lily, psychologists, like Lucy below, can get into trouble, so behave.

 

For the remaining sisters-in-bratitude such as Gertie, Anne, Jo Lee, Daria, Belle, Cheryl, Cigi and anyone else I may have missed, and also for our many readers, both those who comment and those who lurk and also all the spanking bloggers out there who make our community the warm, loving and special place we enjoy, I wish you all a healthy and Happy New Year. I hope that 2009 is a bright shiny year that brings all you desire but not too much to get you into trouble. 

 

~Michael