Highjacked by Michael: My New Favorite Sport!

I have been a sports fan and played sports my entire life. From baseball to basketball. From American football to soccer – football, as everyone outside the United States calls it. From tennis to squash, racquetball and paddleball – no, really, paddleball is an actual sport with rules, leagues, tournaments and governing authorities. Boxing, track [...]

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Highjacked: Not Tonight Honey, I Have A Headache

Far be it from *me* to criticize any man’s spanking technique but- those handprints on her derrière will go nicely with the contusions on her skull, don’t you think? OW. This gentleman apparently never read Bethany’s ‘Importance of Proper Positioning’ article: http://www.herwoodshed.com/library/positions.html And I quote, ‘Except for the notable exception of her backside, it’s important [...]

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Highjacked: Getting Down to Business

The company I work for has a summer dress code so I sadly haven’t seen this motion in a few months … Ooooh, yeah, I’m talking about The Shirt Sleeve Roll. Sexy, sexy, sexy. The movement that says: ‘Let’s get down to business, shall we … and no, I’m not referring to the business plan [...]

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Gym Panty Blather

I love going to the gym. Okay, while I’m walking down the hill, carrying my towel, keys, hand-weights, and water bottle I often wonder why I do this to myself every day, but once the perspiration flows and the endorphin rush hits I remember. Then too, my fellow exercisers, at least lately, have been exclusively [...]

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Highjacked by Michael: Birthday Spanking Payback!

On May 23 I wrote about receiving my one and only spanking, a birthday spanking from my young sister-in-law, http://devlinoneill.wordpress.com/2008/05/23/highjacked-by-michael-my-one- and-only-spanking/ and I mentioned how I gave her a birthday spanking in return three weeks later, two days before her eighteenth birthday. Here is that story. It was an early Sunday evening after a long [...]

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So Where Are The 40-foot Women?

The Russian Minister of Rectal Hygiene and On-Street Parking, Olga Nokyersocksof, today categorically denied that Russian scientists had bred a subspecies of giant humans capable of winning every event in the 2008 Olympics, despite photographic evidence to the contrary. The 250-liter enema syringe pictured above, closely guarded by members of the elite New Republic Clyster [...]

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Highjacked: Unexpected Gift …

I was running late for work this morning but *needed* my coffee so I zipped into Dunkin’ Donuts. Just as I approached the drive-thru line, a too-good looking guy in a gold Lexus SUV cut me off – blatantly. He entered through a clearly marked ‘Do Not Enter’ exit and beat me to the drive-thru [...]

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Highjacked: Procrastinator …

Yes, procrastinator. No, not her … me. I had nine small chores on my vacation To Do List. I’ve completed one job and half-finished another two. Hmmm. Nine minus one minus (one half + one half = one) one = seven. Seven chores left and now my vacation is finis. I’m annoyed that I didn’t [...]

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Highjacked: Mirror, Mirror …

Poor thing. I always hate it when I’m spanked in front of a mirror. It’s so embarrassing to have to witness your own spanking. StrictlyEnglishAmerica.com Her eyes are bravely downcast now but I bet you she’ll take a peek before it’s over. I always do. *G*

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Highjacked: Terry Spanks!

Terry spanks … almost. The congratulatory athletic male butt swat ritual has always confused me. Guys are so territorial with their bodies when it comes to other males – yet public bum swats are accepted on the field or court or rink. … Men. Go figure. Here is our beloved Terry Francona, coach of our [...]

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